Composed Under Herkules
He spends his lifetime in fresh air
and watches couples kissing.
His days could be perfectly fair
if something was not missing.
Examine him from head to toe
and soon you will conclude
that everyone from down below
can see that he is nude.
His inmost wish is being dressed,
and Kassel wants to groom.
They took him from his airy nest
into the changing room.
(Captain Marc)